SHIELD Public Relations Department

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shieldpublicrelations asked: We sincerely apologise for this situation. We seemed to have crash landed into your universe, courtesy of a one Mr Reed Richards. Please put up with us as we attempt to solve the problem and return to our universe. We are Agent Relic Febaon and Agent Reatis Wolfump, from the SHIELD Public Relations Division. It is really nice to meet you, and we hope to have a pleasant stay here. ((

Ah… Mr. Richards strikes again.

Unfortunately, this branch of SHIELD PR has been undergoing… how can I say it politely… a massive ton of rampant mental breakdowns all at once. Nonetheless, I will certainly strive to be as hospitable as possible, but I recommend you stay armed and cautious at all times - the department is, effectively, a war zone. Currently, the only known friendlies in PR are myself and my partner, Agent John Schaffer.

Also, please send supplies - we’re pretty sure this is some sort of zombie virus outbreak.

Agent Evie Hart, Public Relations Director

((OOC: Basically, real life beat me over the head and I’m just now poking out from my shell. Sorry to be away so long, all.))

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shieldhumanresourcesdept:

shielditdept:

We’ve already provided all of you with NaNoWriMo dedicated Consoles that write directly to a twice-backed-up document in order to minimize downtime, and JARVIS-HCF has offered to provide dictation services if they’re needed.

Agent Hill is also participating this year, attempting to finish the book she started last year. Again. After trying to finish it for both Camp Nano sessions in the summer. I wouldn’t hold your breath for her, if I were you.
Agent Facchino
SHUT UP JOHN.
Agent Hill

Agent Hill, you are more than welcome to visit us for support and commiseration.
Agent Facchino, Jimmy Schaffer has taken up residency in Breakroom 3 in order to escape what he calls “the crazy.” You are more than welcome to go be a NaNo Scrooge with him. I hear he has healthy snacks.
Agent Hart

shieldhumanresourcesdept:

shielditdept:

We’ve already provided all of you with NaNoWriMo dedicated Consoles that write directly to a twice-backed-up document in order to minimize downtime, and JARVIS-HCF has offered to provide dictation services if they’re needed.

Agent Hill is also participating this year, attempting to finish the book she started last year. Again. After trying to finish it for both Camp Nano sessions in the summer. I wouldn’t hold your breath for her, if I were you.

Agent Facchino

SHUT UP JOHN.

Agent Hill

Agent Hill, you are more than welcome to visit us for support and commiseration.

Agent Facchino, Jimmy Schaffer has taken up residency in Breakroom 3 in order to escape what he calls “the crazy.” You are more than welcome to go be a NaNo Scrooge with him. I hear he has healthy snacks.

Agent Hart

(Source: shieldpr)

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shielditdept:

We’ve already provided all of you with NaNoWriMo dedicated Consoles that write directly to a twice-backed-up document in order to minimize downtime, and JARVIS-HCF has offered to provide dictation services if they’re needed.

PR appreciates it. We have made a department-wide pact not to kill you all off in any of our novels. Agent Wilson, however, is a different story - pun intended.
E. Hart

shielditdept:

We’ve already provided all of you with NaNoWriMo dedicated Consoles that write directly to a twice-backed-up document in order to minimize downtime, and JARVIS-HCF has offered to provide dictation services if they’re needed.

PR appreciates it. We have made a department-wide pact not to kill you all off in any of our novels. Agent Wilson, however, is a different story - pun intended.

E. Hart

(Source: shieldpr)