Ah… Mr. Richards strikes again.
Unfortunately, this branch of SHIELD PR has been undergoing… how can I say it politely… a massive ton of rampant mental breakdowns all at once. Nonetheless, I will certainly strive to be as hospitable as possible, but I recommend you stay armed and cautious at all times - the department is, effectively, a war zone. Currently, the only known friendlies in PR are myself and my partner, Agent John Schaffer.
Also, please send supplies - we’re pretty sure this is some sort of zombie virus outbreak.
Agent Evie Hart, Public Relations Director
((OOC: Basically, real life beat me over the head and I’m just now poking out from my shell. Sorry to be away so long, all.))